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Post by THREE DAYS DEAD on Oct 29, 2008 18:26:43 GMT -5
THREE DAYS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS!! Best rock 'n roll band to hit centralo Pao since forever!! Here's the deal. Got Gigs. Got van (new engine's sitting out back in the drive just need a coupla dudes who can rock and good with mechanics to help me put er in!! Got connections in NYC with labels!! Alright here's the deal need the following to make this happen. Don't want no losers with smalltown loser 'tudes!! We're takin' this baby to the big city. OK here's the deal - got tunes but I need a band:
Drummer -vox a plus
Bass - need a badass stage presents kinda dude here
Keys - vox a plus
Lead Guitar - badass with long rockstar hair
Guitarist - vox a must rockstar hair
NO FAGS!! ROCKERS ONLY!!!!!! MUST HAVE DRIVERS LICENSES CAUSE I LOST MINE TILL 2011!! LET"S ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! AND PARTEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hit me up dudes.
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Post by sayten on Oct 29, 2008 20:14:36 GMT -5
This has to be the "best post ever" on this board.....
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Post by powerpipes1 on Oct 30, 2008 7:36:31 GMT -5
he says no FAGS, but he only wants DUDES to hit him up... i dont get it
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Post by mike666 on Oct 30, 2008 8:58:31 GMT -5
I always thought this one was great:
Junkie musician lookin to party.....
« Thread Started on Feb 9, 2008, 12:02am »
Hey bros, you like to party? I got a party for ya. AND I like to play good tunes loud as fuck 24 hours a day! Like Molly Hatchet? How about some Black and Blue? Well alright!
I'm a lead guitar player who noodles non stop so you'll never tire of hearing my "licks". You like that dontcha? If you wanna cop some horse and party, I'll be hangin out behind the ol Lighthouse bar everyday at 3pm if you wanna come by and make a little dough!
Don't bring your instrument, you won't need it. Only room for one Eddie Van Halen here bro...Bring some loose women who like to party cheap! No fatties. Crack whores welcome! All right!
Lets get this party started HBURG!---------the cornman! [/b]
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Post by oquatanginwann on Oct 30, 2008 9:56:32 GMT -5
What kind of badass stage presents are being expected by the bass player? Would little Stonehenge's qualify?
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Post by mike666 on Oct 30, 2008 10:23:51 GMT -5
He wants you to bring him a stage as a "present" i guess.....
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Post by THREE DAYS DEAD on Oct 30, 2008 11:36:45 GMT -5
DUDES CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!! I DON"T GIVE A FUCK IF I CAN't spell!!!! I AIN't hear to get into it with you I just wanna ROCKK MUTHAFUCKAS!! I fucked up, paid my debt to society, and now I'm just tryin to live my life and stay off the hard stuff. BUt I still party, just not like I used to!! DON't get me wrong I ain't no fuckin angle. Just new to the area and just tryin to make things work with my lady! SO DUDES I'M READY TO ROCK!!!!
I'll be posting some shit up on MYSPACE I'm workin' out in my home rig. I DO IT ALL!!! PLAY ALL THE INSTRUMENTS MYSELF!! Don't need no muthafuckas in the studio - just need to put a band together for playin live!!!
Peace out!
Gizzy
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Post by oquatanginwann on Oct 30, 2008 13:50:26 GMT -5
Preaz post YOUr MySpace addrisS soon soinz we kin check out yer songzZ! hopin thet ur musics our betur thun ur grammirz.
I is lukin forred to umz!
RAWK!
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Post by sayten on Oct 30, 2008 18:51:57 GMT -5
Let's do the math.....
That doesn't actually exist yet.... in Central PA... you have some Italian Chinese entree listed there....
for the band that doesn't exist...
which won't get the nonexistent band to said shows because there is a motor lying in the yard which needs to be placed in said van......
and you're looking in Harrisburg
Joe Satriani called and said that he was bummed by this
It's not that we are out and out busting your balls... well... yeah we are... but we just think that since you are not familiar with the area you might want to take a more reserved approach to finding your musical soul mates.....
By all accounts... You seem to just want a band... We're not even sure what you are going to be doing in said band...
lights...?
WYSIWYG on this message board.... crap mostly....
hugs and kisses
XOXO
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Post by THREE DAYS DEAD on Oct 30, 2008 19:47:21 GMT -5
Thanks for reachin out bro! Man whenyou'r livin in your girlfriends parents basement in FUCKING HALIFAX H-burg is like the land of the munchkins!! 10 years ago I'm bein wned and dined by labels and producers on both coasts and now I'm trying to make a record in a wet fucking basement with a FUCKING COAL FURNACE AND HER FUCKIN FATHER BANgIN ON THE RADIATOR PIPES everytime I TRY TO RECORD SOMEMOTHERFCKINg DRUMS!!! AND IT"S PRONOUNCED RAID-EE-ATOR!! Man just had to vent.
I love my girl, though. My last two years were at Allenwood, and we met through prison pen pals. She had a retarded baby and her old man booked. Left her cold, man, stone cold. She chubbed up and got lonely and wrote me out of the blue cause she liked my picture. So I get this sweet little letter that made the rest off my sentance o like a breeze! By the time I got out she had that TIGHT LITTLE BOD ROCKIN again. I told her I'm gonna love little retarded baby of hers like my own. Her old mans loss is Gizzy's gain!
So yeah man I'm in rebuild mode. So if I seem enthusiastic well after 10 years of incarseration I"M JUST READY TO ROCKKK AGAIN!!!
Thanks Bro!
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Post by sayten on Oct 30, 2008 22:16:15 GMT -5
Allenwood... were you in the Daycare center... The High School.... or the PMITA Pen......
maybe you should elaborate on your musical background and maybe entertain us with your legal troubles...
and tone down the "retarded" baby talk... that ain't cool.
People on this board are retarded... The kid is just a kid!
and post pics of your woman... I haven't had anything to photoshop in a long time
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Post by sayten on Oct 30, 2008 22:16:51 GMT -5
btw... type slower....
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Post by mike666 on Oct 31, 2008 1:39:54 GMT -5
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Post by sayten on Oct 31, 2008 3:11:11 GMT -5
there is a perfectly good example of a retard on the board...
got his ass handed to him by photobucket.... not to mention he enjoys projectile pooping...
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Post by mike666 on Oct 31, 2008 8:45:57 GMT -5
Thanks!
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Post by oquatanginwann on Oct 31, 2008 10:31:26 GMT -5
Screw your pretend musical career, you need to write some scripts for My Name is Earl.
Impressive imagination.
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Post by sayten on Oct 31, 2008 16:44:47 GMT -5
Jason Lee kicks ass.... Skateboarding with that guy was like being at the circus on acid!
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Post by jimrhoads on Nov 6, 2008 14:49:14 GMT -5
The original post is awesome. No license, no engine in the truck, label interest, gigs lined up, living in his girls parents basement... I've been in that band already a few times. Very funny, nice work Mr. 3DD. For a second I thought you were serious.
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Post by sayten on Nov 7, 2008 0:53:37 GMT -5
I thought you were serious. like rectal cancer serious? |
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Post by THREE DAYS DEAD on Apr 9, 2009 22:41:57 GMT -5
BIG SHOUT OUT FOR WARDEN BOB!! Thanks for letting me sneak online. SCrewd up bigtime boyz but I'd do it all over again. smackin' the shit out of my baby's step dad with a monkey wrench is worth evry bit of a 12 month lockup, specially since her momma finally saw the light and booted his big fat fucking ass out of her house. I'll be out and rockin' like a mofo in 4 mos on good behave...and then we'll get the best mutherfuckin' hardrockin band you motherfuckers evr heard. My baby's settin the shit up in a new place when I get out. No fuckin' mutherfuckers gonna tell us to fuckin' turn it down agin! Conjagul visit on EASTER! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't stink until your THREE DAYS DEAD!!! (cept in the summer)!!
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Post by sayten on Apr 11, 2009 2:39:49 GMT -5
Conjugal visit.
pics or it didn't happen
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Post by John Kerecz on Apr 13, 2009 11:27:12 GMT -5
I can be the bass player with Stonehenge's qualify!!!!
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Post by John Kerecz on Apr 13, 2009 11:27:54 GMT -5
Maybe that's zombie like quality!?!?
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Post by oquatanginwann on Apr 13, 2009 15:14:59 GMT -5
What did you have to give ol' Warden Bob to let you sneak online?
Practicing scales on the Hungarian Meat Whistle?
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Post by sayten on Apr 16, 2009 20:51:42 GMT -5
What did you have to give ol' Warden Bob to let you sneak online? Practicing scales on the Hungarian Meat Whistle? Bob is not a Hungarian name... Bob is a diminutive of Robert.. and Robert has Germanic roots hrod and beraht or berht meaning "fame"... or "really fucking bright" |
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Post by mike666 on May 17, 2009 15:16:55 GMT -5
BEST THREAD EVER.
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Post by oquatanginwann on May 18, 2009 11:39:54 GMT -5
Yeah, haven't heard much from ol' Gizzy. The man must be keeping him down.............on all fours.
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Post by sayten on May 26, 2009 22:26:17 GMT -5
What did you have to give ol' Warden Bob to let you sneak online? Practicing scales on the Hungarian Meat Whistle? Bob is not a Hungarian name... Bob is a diminutive of Robert.. and Robert has Germanic roots hrod and beraht or berht meaning "fame"... or "really fucking bright" how could you overlook this.... Maybe he has moved on to greener pastures... like Pennlive or maybe he's resorted to craigslist |
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Post by oquatanginwann on May 28, 2009 12:26:47 GMT -5
maybe he's too busy still looking for a bass player with stage presents?
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Post by sayten on May 28, 2009 19:26:02 GMT -5
Santa stopped gigging in the 17th century.... apparently he had some midget concubines to attend to
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