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Post by sayten on Dec 8, 2006 18:49:56 GMT -5
the taller buildings in NY are actually East of here..... (-2)
North is up.... East is right.... West is left..... South is down.....
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Post by DeafnDum on Dec 9, 2006 10:35:38 GMT -5
Wow - Musically and directionally challeged. Yea asswipe, save up some nickels and head far, far, EAST until you get to LA, Sunset Strip, circa 1992. Maybe if you play your guitar fast enough you can make time go in reverse.
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Post by jerseymike on Dec 9, 2006 21:55:37 GMT -5
Maybe if you play your guitar fast enough you can make time go in reverse. That's some funny shit right thar.
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Post by jlmicek on Dec 13, 2006 15:59:49 GMT -5
This is my favorite-ever thread on HBGOnline. I finally figured it out: This is performance art -- kind of like Borat with a Flying V guitar. It's pure self-promotion genius. Sir, I salute you.
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Post by sayten on Dec 13, 2006 20:22:52 GMT -5
this guygiant homo from Frackville is promoting his transtesticle new gay porn DVD in subliminal messages....
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Post by John Kerecz on Dec 13, 2006 22:31:21 GMT -5
Is it to late to order some of those videos for x-mas gifts!?
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Post by John Kerecz on Dec 14, 2006 0:35:11 GMT -5
Hey Sayten are you getting one for Dan!? I will go in on the cost with you!$!
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Post by powerpipes1 on Dec 14, 2006 9:27:12 GMT -5
i wannabe shot
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Post by sayten on Dec 14, 2006 18:44:27 GMT -5
Is that one of the title songs of their new album?
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Post by pamusicianssuck on Jan 17, 2007 11:58:41 GMT -5
This is a legendary thread. Gotta keep it going. Not just for the sake of my huge ego, and penis, but to remind all of you talentless fuckers how much you really do suck at playing music. Thank you.
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Post by sayten on Jan 17, 2007 19:36:27 GMT -5
This is a legendary thread. Gotta keep it going. Not just for the sake of my huge ego, and penis, but to remind all of you talentless fuckers how much you really do suck at playing music. Thank you. and yet you provide us with absolutly no proof of what your musical genius actually includes... Sure you may be a master of the skin flute..... but still we need proof.... So until you bestow some of your harmonic prowess ... shhh
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Post by kaputsport on Feb 7, 2007 18:26:56 GMT -5
Do us a favor dude... I know this is a publicity stunt, but it is as unprofessonal as they come. If you want to get your name out, do it the right way, instead of insulting the rest of us. Your words make you and your "mystical" band sound childish, and weak.
Keep on oiling the bulge, make sure you practice. When you get out in the area, anywhere... you are in for a real surprise...
Fran Johns, Bass player: AmyKBand; Ruled by Secrecy (formally Collateral)
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Post by John Kerecz on Feb 22, 2007 11:35:37 GMT -5
Ugh!!! if this is allowed to keep going I should be allowed to bring back the "PUBIC HAIR" thread!!!
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Post by sayten on Feb 22, 2007 19:54:55 GMT -5
psst...John....
shut up about your pubes....
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Post by John Kerecz on Feb 23, 2007 0:51:41 GMT -5
damn but I want to show the world!!!
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Post by sayten on Feb 23, 2007 1:31:37 GMT -5
that's fine you can show them all you want... just don't talk about them...
we know what they are and we are all used to having them at some point in out lives so it's really not all that exciting to make a whole thread based on the amount of pubes (party favors) that you contain within your Chuck Norris styled jeans....
damn... I don't even give points for creativity with pubes... you either shave or you are chewbacca... there is no in between
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Post by purerockfury414 on Feb 23, 2007 10:50:53 GMT -5
take special note of the dildo in the background
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Post by sayten on Feb 23, 2007 21:07:38 GMT -5
take special note of the dildo in the background all I really see is the douche bag in the front
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Post by afw on Jun 19, 2007 13:39:56 GMT -5
a B# is a C - good example idiot!
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Post by sayten on Jun 19, 2007 23:38:38 GMT -5
a B# is a C - good example idiot! really... I thought he was referencing B# as a tiny, object-oriented, and multi-threaded programming language that is specially dedicated for small footprint embedded systems. loosely based on the C class... Mickulz would probably know... he is gay for that shit
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Post by oquatanginwann on Jun 20, 2007 8:51:07 GMT -5
No busting on Yngwie....errr Meatloaf....errr, nevermind! Either way I'm sure he can still shred! It might be Pork BBQ, but I heard the grease makes the fretboard nice and slippery. Probably the same logic that cock monger is utilizing while working out with that dildo in the picture while spewing his bullshit that he can't back up.
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Post by bkelley913 on Jul 7, 2007 14:14:05 GMT -5
Sounds like someone flunked an audition, hmmmm maybe it was his social skills or was the last to be picked for teams in elementary school. SEE WHAT PLAYING WITH YOURSELF DOES KIDS! I have been playing in the PA music scene since 1980 and have been blessed with playing with great musicians and feel sorry for a moron like this. Get your hands out of your pants, get a personality, move out of moms and pay your dues like all of the great PA Musicians Ass Hole!
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Post by emptysoul001 on Jul 7, 2007 17:38:58 GMT -5
I'd prefer Cantrell or SRV over Petrucci anyday. Not that i don't like Shredders? Oh wait I don't. Look at me i can play 1 million notes a second. Go pound sand Yankee! Better yet go plug your Peavey T40 into your Crate(Couldn't really afford the equiptment) And work on your Green Day licks. Don't forget to curl your hair first! Douche
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Post by purerockfury414 on Jul 10, 2007 10:26:28 GMT -5
I'd prefer Cantrell or SRV over Petrucci anyday. Not that i don't like Shredders? Oh wait I don't. Look at me i can play 1 million notes a second. Go pound sand Yankee! Better yet go plug your Peavey T40 into your Crate(Couldn't really afford the equiptment) And work on your Green Day licks. Don't forget to curl your hair first! Douche A Peavey T 40 is a bass. And it's actually a pretty good one. Especially considering that you can get them for around $300.
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Post by sayten on Jul 11, 2007 0:48:55 GMT -5
Yngwie is GOD..............
ha
haha
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahha
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Post by emptysoul001 on Jul 11, 2007 22:57:34 GMT -5
Magic fingers just because you own one doesn't make them good. K?
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Post by purerockfury414 on Jul 12, 2007 8:21:58 GMT -5
Magic fingers just because you own one doesn't make them good. K? Are you new here? Of course it does
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Post by oquatanginwann on Jul 12, 2007 15:31:42 GMT -5
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