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Post by pamusicianssuck on Dec 4, 2006 19:20:05 GMT -5
Hell, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you all suck each other off since all of your music sounds like it came from the same asshole, and ran down your boyfriends chin. That garbage never hits the spot, and ends up leaving a brown stain on the sheets.
On one side of PA you've got the Poptart Faggots band who's members play music as well as the Sesame Street band. Do their fucking guitarists even know how to bend a chord, and play a lead? Does anyone in Central PA do that anymore?
Then you've got Emilys Shitbox. Fuck, I make better music with my asshole when I'm done with a Mexican feast.
Let's see....Oh yeah! Is there 1 good vocalist in the area? I've heard cats being fucked in the ass sing better. I'm sure you'll all agree with that analogy since it's the only pussy you people see.
Goddamn it! Wake up people-wake up!
I am your master, your overlord, your righteous savior of all that is heavy metal! I am your God, messiah, and sainthood! Die worthless PA pieces of worthless musical talent shit!
I hope you all blow giant cumbubbles out of your assholes, and drown fighting for air!
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Post by HBGOnline on Dec 4, 2006 19:58:26 GMT -5
Yea, what she said!!!
Go to hell all you jizz guzzlers!!! You sick rosebud pounding bastards!!!
You all SUCK!!!!
Please save us from this living hell our savior!!!
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Post by pamusicianssuck on Dec 4, 2006 20:27:19 GMT -5
Do not pay any attention to the man behind the curtain!!!
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Post by purerockfury414 on Dec 5, 2006 8:49:44 GMT -5
roombasher?
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Post by John Kerecz on Dec 5, 2006 9:51:32 GMT -5
Wow I feel born again!!!!!
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Post by Brian on Dec 5, 2006 10:59:02 GMT -5
What an insirational observation! I haven't heard such a lucid and articulate opinion about our musician population, mixed with our inherent homosexual tendencies, in quite sometime. I will admit that I am somewhat refreshed buy this revelation!
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Post by scotchboy on Dec 5, 2006 10:59:03 GMT -5
I must be saved, cuz my asshole finally stopped bleeding. Enough about my boss, though....
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Post by John Kerecz on Dec 5, 2006 11:42:19 GMT -5
It is so much easier to say what is wrong then to say what we should do to make it better!!!
I for one am waiting to hear what great advise and guidance our new savor has for us and how long until he believes he can have it all turned around and made paradise in central PA!?
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Post by pamusicianssuck on Dec 5, 2006 12:22:58 GMT -5
This area will soon succumb to the wizardry to which all is metal!
Vocal lessons will be given a plenty to those who lack dynamics, vibrato, color, power, and range above a B#.
Guitarists will discover that just tuning their guitars to D, and laying a finger or two across the fret board, is obsolete, and miniscule. Soon they will bow to thy great shredding Gods below, beknownst as: Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, and Joe Satriani!And the weak's heads will explode in anger over trying to get their fingers of stone to move in more than 1 direction.
Bassists will soon find out that they can no longer lay low in the back of the room while the real musicians who actually learned how to play guitar adorn center stage. They will be forced to play complicated riff patterns at blazing fast speeds, and with pinpoint accuracy.
Drummers will be blown away by the super fast duels, extra clean rolls, odd-time-signature playing abillity, and actually learn how to play better than their grandfathers fart.
And then all of Central PA will be right once again! The sun, and the planets will align, devastation from below will rumble the ground beneath our feets. The Earth will drink much blood, and gore. Through the cracks, a lone rider weilding a great hammer of war will crush the skulls of the weak who cannot endure metals true power!
EEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by purerockfury414 on Dec 5, 2006 12:27:16 GMT -5
Hey Joel.....you posted twice
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Post by bigbubbashackle on Dec 5, 2006 13:03:25 GMT -5
B#. Sometimes people make me laugh. Especially when they put stuff like that in a thread talking about what great musicians they are.  |
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Post by junkhead on Dec 5, 2006 13:08:50 GMT -5
I'm sure this small penised guy's band most likely sucks donkey ass so hard they can't get a gig, and that is why he is so mad. Prima donnas like this asshole need thier face kicked in, he is as bad as the idiot bouncers at the bars on second street that make you take your hat off when you come in. Get a job dirtball.
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Post by dinsewistle on Dec 5, 2006 16:16:02 GMT -5
B#. Sometimes people make me laugh. Especially when they put stuff like that in a thread talking about what great musicians they are. I think he meant Cb.  I can sing above E# with ease. |
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Post by scotchboy on Dec 5, 2006 17:19:46 GMT -5
This area will soon succumb to the wizardry to which all is metal! Vocal lessons will be given a plenty to those who lack dynamics, vibrato, color, power, and range above a B#. Guitarists will discover that just tuning their guitars to D, and laying a finger or two across the fret board, is obsolete, and miniscule. Soon they will bow to thy great shredding Gods below, beknownst as: Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, and Joe Satriani!And the weak's heads will explode in anger over trying to get their fingers of stone to move in more than 1 direction. Bassists will soon find out that they can no longer lay low in the back of the room while the real musicians who actually learned how to play guitar adorn center stage. They will be forced to play complicated riff patterns at blazing fast speeds, and with pinpoint accuracy. Drummers will be blown away by the super fast duels, extra clean rolls, odd-time-signature playing abillity, and actually learn how to play better than their grandfathers fart. And then all of Central PA will be right once again! The sun, and the planets will align, devastation from below will rumble the ground beneath our feets. The Earth will drink much blood, and gore. Through the cracks, a lone rider weilding a great hammer of war will crush the skulls of the weak who cannot endure metals true power! EEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank god you don't have a plan for us synth guys. You sound like something from 1982. Were you even born then? I was already taking music lessons for three years. When is your album available? Any shows on the books? How about stickers? Does your band have stickers? Do you have a band? What are you calling yourself today? Do you have any plans, goals or songs? What kind of image are you trying to portray? You should include that in your press kit. Do you have a press kit? Ever been interviewed by a newpaper? magazine? Ever been played on the radio? Can I download your songs on iTunes? CD Baby? But I guess you have a myspace page though, right? With clips from those songs you recorded on a boombox in your mom's garage? With your shitty amp right next to the car she drives you to school in? |
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Post by zendog64 on Dec 5, 2006 17:33:09 GMT -5
Yngwie Malmsteen? He's still alive? Last time he ever came up in conversation, reagan was in office. You must be one of those dorks who work at Guitar Center.
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Post by badattitude on Dec 5, 2006 18:30:35 GMT -5
LMFAO!!!!! I did need a good laugh. Sounds like another frustrated artist because the SHIT he is playing is as dated as his underwear. Get with the times numnutz or you WILL be left behind. Overlord.....messiah....HAHAHAHA!!!! That's some funny shit. Thanx for the laugh. ;D
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Post by bigbubbashackle on Dec 5, 2006 19:01:43 GMT -5
Yeah, you get it Dinse. Fink's is about to put a song out in Fb, but it's really rough on our guitar players! ;D
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Post by sayten on Dec 6, 2006 1:02:41 GMT -5
Yngwie played at Club Met.....
it was during his fat sweaty years.... (meaning most of them)
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Post by radiohack on Dec 6, 2006 8:42:53 GMT -5
i especially liked the manowar quote!grandfather tell me another story..& grandma,welcome home.
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Post by purerockfury414 on Dec 6, 2006 9:45:28 GMT -5
you guys do realize that this is the same guy who was on here before talking shit right? His moniker was Roombasher. His name is Joel and his M.O. seems to be post ads for a fictional band of his named Phoenix Rizin (an 80's cock rock band) that seems to go through members like it was going out of style. And then when people tell him that they aren't interested his band he posts these childish rants. Like I've said in a previous thread I've actually tried to help the guy out in finding people but he ended up talking shit about me. He seems to be pals with a certain keyboard player who frequents this board. Oh an in case you're interested here are a few pictures from his my space page. They speak volumes   |
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Post by scotchboy on Dec 6, 2006 10:52:15 GMT -5
....here are a few pictures from his my space page. They speak volumes Dude, you accidentally posted pictures of your boyfriend. Thanks for making this thread a little more gay.  |
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Post by purerockfury414 on Dec 6, 2006 11:39:57 GMT -5
....here are a few pictures from his my space page. They speak volumes Dude, you accidentally posted pictures of your boyfriend. Thanks for making this thread a little more gay. Dude my boyfriend has a much larger cock than that  |
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Post by pamusicianssuck on Dec 6, 2006 12:55:32 GMT -5
you guys do realize that this is the same guy who was on here before talking shit right? His moniker was Roombasher. His name is Joel and his M.O. seems to be post ads for a fictional band of his named Phoenix Rizin (an 80's cock rock band) that seems to go through members like it was going out of style. And then when people tell him that they aren't interested his band he posts these childish rants. Like I've said in a previous thread I've actually tried to help the guy out in finding people but he ended up talking shit about me. He seems to be pals with a certain keyboard player who frequents this board. Oh an in case you're interested here are a few pictures from his my space page. They speak volumes Are these pictures of your boyfriend? Holy shit, you guys are like taking candy from a baby! |
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Post by pamusicianssuck on Dec 7, 2006 19:58:17 GMT -5
BTW...you all know I'm right. I AM GOD. METAL IS KING!
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Post by sayten on Dec 7, 2006 20:10:29 GMT -5
Wow blast from the past.... Here is my Phoenix Rizin contribution  |
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Post by agentofoblivion on Dec 8, 2006 10:49:58 GMT -5
When did Fabio start singing heavy metal?
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Post by pamusicianssuck on Dec 8, 2006 13:16:42 GMT -5
You guys are absolutely fucking dumbfounded terds of youth. Whos is this Phoenix Rizin? What the fuck does it have to do with me? Is this who you THINK I am?
These are all pathetic attempts to rub my name into the dirt. I'm not even from PA!!! I'm from my fathers penis, and now reside in N.Y.....You know....the place that's about 3 hours North of you guys, where REAL musicians reside. The tallest buildings in PA are tree tops.
Nothin but toothless fuckin hillbillies. It's no wonder you fucks can't find a band. Nobody wants to hire a bunch of kids with no studio time, or sense of musicianship.
I'll bet you think you're all destined to be fucking rockstarts too huh? HAHA!
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Post by purerockfury414 on Dec 8, 2006 13:41:18 GMT -5
"The tallest buildings in PA are tree tops."
What does that even mean?
Joel, you are so lame
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Post by agentofoblivion on Dec 8, 2006 13:58:18 GMT -5
Nice try Fabio. If you're a big "Rockstart" from New York, how do you know the Pop-Tart Monkies and Emily's Toy Box. Just go back to your daily routine of oiling yourself up, smacking yourself in your tiny nutsack with a hammer so you can sing above B#, and sexually abusing mentally impaired people.
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Post by zendog64 on Dec 8, 2006 16:47:00 GMT -5
well guys, you know he IS right, the height of buildings in a state does determine who's got the better musicians. duh, it's so obvious! same thing with the number of teeth you have. its a well-established fact that toothed yngwie malmsteen wannabe's are way better than toothless yngwie malmsteen wannabe's.
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I can sing above E# with ease.
